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Dilbert-like humor (3 of 3): WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.) Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape. “Venkat’s got a doctorate in physics, Tim,” Bruce said. “You don’t need to explain transmission time to him.” Tim shrugged. “You can never tell with managers.” It’s a strange feeling. Everywhere I go, I’m the first. Step outside the rover? First guy ever to be there! Climb a hill? First guy to climb that hill! Kick a rock: That rock hadn't moved in a million years! “How are our monkeys?” “The children are fine.” She smiled. If I can’t trust NASA, who can I trust? I got really bored, so I decided to pick a theme song! … There are plenty of great candidates: “Life on Mars?” by David Bowie, “Rocket Man” by Elton John, “Alone Again (Naturally)” by Gilbert O’Sullivan. But I settled on “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees.