The Muppet Show
Season OneDVD - 2005
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In my years selecting children’s books for the library, I have often envied the mathematical certainty of the hard sciences. After all, when the Pythagorean theorem doesn’t work, it’s usually our own bad arithmetic at fault, and Plank’s Constant isn’t exactly wishy-washy. It’s a little more difficult to make sense of children’s literature sometimes. Perhaps this arises from the fact that its... (more)
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Episode 22, Ethel Merman ... Fozzie Bear: "Hey, I went to a diet doctor and in just two months I lost $300."
Episode 21, Twiggy ... Fozzie Bear: "Hey, I went to a resort hotel for a change and a rest. The waiter got the change and the hotel got the rest. Agh!"
Episode 14, Sandy Duncan ... Mildred: "You know, when I was in London, I saw them changing the guards." ... George the Janitor: "Why, were they dirty?"
Episode 11: Lena Horne ... Fozzie Bear: "I bet on a horse that came in so late they had to pay the jockey time and a half."
Episode Seven: Florence Henderson ... Fozzie Bear: "Prices are so high, yesterday I bought a pound of hamburger and had to have a cosigner."
Episode Four: Ruth Buzzi ... Fozzie Bear: "I finally found a sure way to lose weight....I bought a scale that lies."
Episode Three: Joel Grey ... George the Janitor: "My family's so old it's been condemned."