Mob costume parties. East Coast/West Coast cartoonists' wars. Throw in some swingers, annoying ringtones, and a few misconstrued words (jugs aren't only pitchers of water), and it's just another day for the "Pearls Before Swine" gang. Each monthly spread of the "Pearls Before Swine 2014 Wall Calendar "is a specially redrawn and brightly colored panel taken from a recent strip. The original strip is included.